Where Hitchcock WOULD'VE filmed "The Birds," had he only known. Think of all the budget he'd have had left over, from not having to pay for "stunt birds." He probably could've hired someone to clean up all the bird crap.
I went to Mardel awhile back and there was a car further out in the parking lot all by itself. It was surrounded by hundreds of birds - the one car. If that was my car, I would have walked home. Incredibly scary.
Speaking of Mardel. WOW! The compass sucks. I recently went to both stores to finish up some christmas shopping. I went to compass first thinking they would probably be cheaper since they're going out of business. So i bought some stuff and headed to Mardel. Mardel was MUCH cheaper. One book that was ON SALE at compass was 11.99. Not bad right? Wrong. $4.99 at mardel. So i call compass to see if i can return the book, but the lady said all sales are final. I got beat. Good riddance to the Compass.
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You inspired me Aaron...
"Crap on the floor
Crap on the door
Kill all the birds
And they'll crap no more"
Ah, Waco.
Where Hitchcock WOULD'VE filmed "The Birds," had he only known. Think of all the budget he'd have had left over, from not having to pay for "stunt birds." He probably could've hired someone to clean up all the bird crap.
Oh, good stuff! I'm still laughing. Adam's poem was pretty great, too.
This has got to be your best one yet, Aaron :)
Was this inspired by a trip to Target? I was honestly scared to get from the exit into my car.
I went to Mardel awhile back and there was a car further out in the parking lot all by itself. It was surrounded by hundreds of birds - the one car. If that was my car, I would have walked home. Incredibly scary.
Speaking of Mardel. WOW! The compass sucks. I recently went to both stores to finish up some christmas shopping. I went to compass first thinking they would probably be cheaper since they're going out of business. So i bought some stuff and headed to Mardel. Mardel was MUCH cheaper. One book that was ON SALE at compass was 11.99. Not bad right? Wrong. $4.99 at mardel. So i call compass to see if i can return the book, but the lady said all sales are final. I got beat. Good riddance to the Compass.
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